Simple Sagacity

Sagacity –noun acuteness of mental discernment and soundness of judgment.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Simple Sagacity #75

If you tell the truth, you do not have to have a good memory.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Simple Sagacity #74

Dogs are great in multiples, but with kids, you should stop with one!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Simple Sagacity #73

You can rehabilitate a lot of things, stupid is not one of them.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Simple Sagacity #72

Port side has four letters and so does the word left. When facing forward on a watergoing vessel Starboard is the right side, and Port is the left.

The Bow is the front (if you bowed to the King or Queen, you would go to the front of the room). The Stern is the back, or aft, of the ship.

Stay between the red and green buoys and keep to the right of the channel.
Facing upstream, keep red buoy on your right and the green buoy on your left.
Downstream, greeon on right, red on left.

Green markers are kept to the Right when leaving a harbor and red markers are kept to the Right when returning to harbor, remember, "Red, Right, Returning".

Simple Sagacity #71

No matter what you might think ahead of time, an eight foot camper shell will never look good on a six foot pickup bed.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Simple Sagacity #70

If you climb on a wet roof after drinking 12 beers while wearing flip flops to clean out your gutters, you will wind up with multiple fractures in both legs.

Friday, June 11, 2010

simple sagacity #69

"Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid." ~ Albert Einstein